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Irresistible Humpty Dumpty Dip Recipe That Will Crack You Up

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Learn how to make delicious Humpty Dumpty Dip. Easy recipe with step-by-step instructions.

Ingredients

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  • 8 ounces cream cheese, softened (room temperature for easy mixing)
  • 1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise (feel free to swap for Greek yogurt for a tangier, lighter dip)
  • 1/2 cup finely chopped green onions (both white and green parts)
  • 1/4 cup finely diced cooked bacon (optional, but highly recommended for that smoky depth)
  • 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika (adds a cozy warmth reminiscent of the mountain hearth)
  • Salt and freshly cracked black pepper, to taste
  • Fresh parsley or chives for garnish

When I’m in a pinch, I’ve found that substituting bacon with smoked ham or even a handful of toasted pepitas can add a nice crunch and smoky note. And if you’re watching salt, just be mindful with the Worcestershire and bacon — those pack a punch.

Instructions

  1. Begin by softening your cream cheese to room temperature. This is key — it helps everything mix together smoothly without lumps. If you’re short on time, a quick zap in the microwave for 15 seconds works wonders.
  2. In a medium bowl, combine the softened cream cheese and mayonnaise. Use a hand mixer or sturdy spoon to blend until creamy and well incorporated. This base reminds me of the way Mama Lu whipped up her dressing for coleslaw — simple, but with heart.
  3. Add in the shredded cheddar cheese, stirring gently to fold it in evenly.
  4. Mix in the finely chopped green onions and diced bacon. The onions add a fresh bite, while the bacon brings that signature smoky richness — like the kind you’d smell drifting from a neighbor’s fire pit back home.
  5. Season with Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper. Taste as you go; I always add a pinch at a time, just like Mama Lu taught me, trusting your palate more than any measuring spoon.
  6. Once everything is combined, transfer the mixture to a small serving bowl. Garnish with a sprinkle of fresh parsley or chives for a pop of color and fresh aroma.
  7. Chill the dip for at least 30 minutes before serving. This helps the flavors meld together, much like letting a good stew simmer on a Sunday afternoon.

One thing I’ve learned from years of cooking without strict recipes is to trust your senses. If it smells right and tastes balanced, you’re on the right track. Don’t be afraid to tweak the garlic or paprika to suit your mood.